Bizarre fabricated report details Oslo protest, Croatian political intrigue, and Paris parade
Translated from Croatian, summarized and contextualized by DistantNews.
At a glance
- The article presents a satirical and fabricated account of events, including a protest in Oslo and alleged political intrigue in Croatia.
- It includes nonsensical and offensive statements attributed to individuals, mixing nationalistic rhetoric with bizarre claims.
- The text appears to be a deliberate fabrication or a highly distorted narrative, not a factual news report.
This article presents a highly unusual and likely fabricated narrative, blending disparate and nonsensical events. It begins with a purported protest in Oslo, Norway, where individuals allegedly shouted "za dom spremni" (a Croatian nationalist salute) and sang songs like "Evo zore, evo dana." The report claims these individuals were protesting against a Norwegian football referee, Espen Eskรฅs, whom they accused of promoting "Greater Serbian ideas."
The narrative then shifts to alleged political machinations in Croatia. It describes an "assassination attempt" on Prime Minister Plenki, involving his vehicle hitting barriers. The text bizarrely implicates the "Moลพemo" party and the "communist SDP" in a plot to disrupt a "period of prosperity."
Further bizarre claims involve a meeting between Plenki and Archbishop ฤuro Hraniฤ, during which a "light bulb fell." The article suggests a conspiracy involving a local handyman and his son, who is studying political science and allegedly recruited by "Moลพemo."
Finally, the text jumps to a supposed military parade in Paris on Bastille Day, describing a "corpulent gentleman" in unusual uniform accompanying "Aco Srbin." This individual is depicted as a "Chetnik vojvoda" with a large knife, ammunition belts, and a machine gun, carrying "gibanica and bacon."
Originally published by Veฤernji List in Croatian. Translated, summarized, and contextualized by our editorial team with added local perspective. Read our editorial standards.