Four engineers and a greenhouse: A tale of delayed construction
Translated from Swedish, summarized and contextualized by DistantNews.
At a glance
- The author recounts the prolonged and challenging process of assembling a greenhouse kit, gifted the previous year.
- The project was repeatedly delayed by other urgent repairs and the unavailability of his adult sons, who are engineers.
- Finally, with the help of four engineers, the greenhouse was successfully constructed in a single day, just before a major football match.
The author, Mats J., humorously details the epic struggle to assemble a greenhouse kit, a birthday gift from his sons that remained unopened for nearly a year. The initial plan to build it in the spring was thwarted by more pressing matters, including the repair of a small roof damaged by snow.
His friend, "bike-Magnus," a practically-minded individual, initially assisted with measuring the site. However, the project was consistently postponed. Evenings were spent avoiding conversations about the greenhouse with a walking companion who inquired about its progress. The author's adult sons, engineers themselves, were often unavailable due to their own commitments, including watching football matches.
One particular Sunday, the elder son's response to a suggestion of greenhouse work was, "Dad, it's the derby..." The project finally gained momentum the weekend before midsummer. The elder son arrived on Saturday to dig, and on Sunday, despite a poor weather forecast, the author managed to gather four engineers, himself included, along with his sons and his ex-wife's husband. The team, armed with shovels, gravel, and a drill, worked diligently, overcoming a forgotten ground cloth and a minor setback with the building kit itself.
Within eight hours, the foundation was laid, and the greenhouse was fully assembled. Champagne was popped for a hasty inauguration, coinciding with Sweden's World Cup premiere. The author draws a parallel between the successful team effort of building the greenhouse and Sweden's subsequent victory against Tunisia, though he notes the later loss to the Netherlands.
Dad, it's the derby...
Originally published by Dagens Nyheter in Swedish. Translated, summarized, and contextualized by our editorial team with added local perspective. Read our editorial standards.