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Russia's Navy Day becomes international joke with Putin addressing a submarine poster

From Liberty Times · () Chinese

Translated from Chinese, summarized and contextualized by DistantNews.

At a glance

News Sources not specified Outcome reported
  • Russia's Navy Day celebration in St. Petersburg became an international spectacle due to the absence of actual warships.
  • President Putin addressed soldiers in front of a large submarine poster, a move widely mocked online.
  • The cancellation of the naval parade is attributed to Ukrainian drone threats, with warships hidden for safety.

Russia's annual Navy Day celebration in St. Petersburg devolved into an international laughingstock this year, marked by the conspicuous absence of any real naval vessels. President Vladimir Putin delivered his address to approximately 30 sailors standing before a giant printed poster of a submarine, a scene that quickly went viral and drew widespread ridicule.

The Russian Navy Day celebration turned into an international joke! There was only one submarine poster on display, and the scene of numerous large ships is no more.

โ€” Article summaryOverall description of the event's failure.

The embarrassing display, dubbed a "paper parade" by some, is largely attributed to the persistent threat of Ukrainian long-range drones. Military experts note that naval bases and shipyards near St. Petersburg have recently endured intense drone attacks. To prevent valuable warships from becoming easy targets during the celebration, Russian high command opted to cancel the maritime parade for the second consecutive year, hiding the fleet instead.

This year's "poster parade" stands in stark contrast to previous years. In 2023, Putin, alongside then-Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu, presided over a grand naval review in St. Petersburg, showcasing numerous surface ships and submarines from various fleets. That event even included foreign warships, such as China's Type 052D destroyer, and featured displays of advanced weaponry like the Zircon hypersonic missile.

Originally, it should have been a grand display of power, but Russia's Navy Day this year has become an international joke! Russian President Putin personally went to the naval headquarters in St. Petersburg to prepare for the high-profile celebration of the Navy's 330th anniversary. Unexpectedly, not only was there not a single majestic nuclear submarine physically present for review, but Putin was actually standing behind a giant printed poster and canvas of a submarine.

โ€” Article narrativeDescribing the scene of Putin addressing soldiers in front of a poster.

However, the ongoing conflict has taken a heavy toll on Russia's naval capabilities. Approximately one-third of the Black Sea Fleet's main vessels have been disabled or sunk due to Ukrainian precision strikes. This severe attrition has forced the cancellation of large-scale naval parades in St. Petersburg for both 2025 and 2026. The once-imposing strategic nuclear submarines and new frigates are now kept hidden for their own protection, rather than parading in the Neva River.

The biggest reason behind this embarrassment for the Kremlin is the powerful long-range drone threat from the Ukrainian army.

โ€” Military expertExplaining the cause of the canceled parade and use of a poster.

The spectacle, intended to foster Russian patriotism, concluded with dozens of soldiers gathered in a secluded area, watching their commander speak to a backdrop of a Borei-class submarine print. The Kremlin's subsequent emergency removal of related photos and videos from its official website underscores the international mockery. The transformation from a "fleet in being" to "just one poster" serves as a starkly ironic image of the war's impact on Russia's naval might.

From 'thousands of ships setting sail' to 'only one poster left' today, this scene not only shatters the myth of Russia's invincible fleet but also becomes the most ironic scene of this war.

โ€” Article conclusionSummarizing the symbolic meaning of the event.
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Originally published by Liberty Times in Chinese. Translated, summarized, and contextualized by our editorial team with added local perspective. Read our editorial standards.