The Essence of Joep Schreuder

Dutch journalist Joep Schreuder's approach to his work, particularly his North American road trip series 'Joep66,' has drawn sharp criticism. The author derides what they call Schreuder's "semi-journalistic sauce," a layer of pretension he allegedly applies to his reports. Schreuder's prominent press card is seen not as a tool of the trade, but as a shield for his perceived lack of substance.

The author points to an interaction with Benfica coach José Mourinho before an Ajax-Benfica match as emblematic of Schreuder's style. Mourinho's handshake with Schreuder, and Schreuder's seemingly nonchalant acceptance of it, is interpreted as a display of false familiarity. The author suggests a "certain kinship" between the two, hinting at a shared, perhaps self-aggrandizing, perspective.

Schreuder's routine performance as a seasoned journalist is further mocked. The author recalls similar scenes in press rooms where trainers give preferential treatment to favored journalists, who then bask in the attention. The piece contrasts this with the author's ideal of intellectual connection, citing a hypothetical reunion between coach Francesco Farioli and reporter Willem Vissers.

Ultimately, the article questions the public's fascination with Schreuder's work, comparing it to the public's enjoyment of the Dutch royal family dancing or Chris Woerts kicking a meatball. The author sarcastically proposes outlandish scenarios for Schreuder, such as drinking Boston dry or licking the World Cup trophy, to highlight their disdain for his perceived self-importance and the perceived lack of genuine journalistic merit in his reporting.