Patrick Freyne: How much am I like Anya Taylor-Joy? Put us in a casino and watch what happens
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At a glance
- The article humorously contrasts the author's perceived lack of athleticism and competence with the protagonist's skills in the action drama "Lucky."
- The author highlights specific scenes from the show, such as dyeing hair and evading pursuers, to illustrate the vast differences between their own capabilities and those of the character Anya Taylor-Joy plays.
- The piece also briefly outlines the plot of "Lucky," involving stolen money, organized crime, and a protagonist on the run.
Patrick Freyne finds himself questioning his own capabilities when watching action dramas, particularly the Apple TV+ series "Lucky." The show features a protagonist, played by Anya Taylor-Joy, who demonstrates remarkable competence in escaping the Mob and the law, a stark contrast to Freyne's own imagined reactions to similar high-stakes situations.
But I donโt want to!
Freyne identifies a single, albeit humorous, similarity with Taylor-Joy: both would struggle to move unnoticed through a crowded Las Vegas casino. While Taylor-Joy's celebrity status would draw attention, Freyne's own presence would be marked by loud wheezing and complaints to his wife about the exertion. This is where the parallels, according to Freyne, largely end.
He elaborates on his perceived shortcomings by contrasting his hypothetical actions with those of the character "Lucky." If Freyne attempted to dye and cut his hair to evade pursuers, as Lucky does, the result would be a disaster of mismatched colors and bald patches, not a chic new look. Similarly, Lucky's ability to squeeze under a truck while being chased is beyond Freyne's physical capacity; he imagines getting stuck and needing help, leading to an embarrassing situation.
Please carry me!
The author further emphasizes his lack of athleticism, noting his doctor's assessment of his upper-body strength being comparable to a duckling's. This deficiency would prevent him from performing daring feats like climbing between trucks, unlike Lucky. Freyne humorously concludes that capturing him in such a scenario would elicit pity rather than fear from his pursuers. Even in a life-or-death situation, like encountering a rattlesnake, Freyne believes he would be eaten, again evoking sympathy rather than posing a threat.
Lucky!
Beyond the personal comparisons, Freyne provides a brief synopsis of "Lucky." Created by Jonathan Tropper and based on Marissa Stapley's book, the series begins with the protagonist and her boyfriend celebrating a successful heist. However, she wakes up to find the money gone and law enforcement closing in, revealing a plot involving organized crime, her father, and a desperate attempt to escape the country.
Hey, you idiots, look up from your phones.
Originally published by Irish Times. Summarized and contextualized by our editorial team with added local perspective. Read our editorial standards.