GOAT, rat, and cow: The three animals of Messi

Lionel Messi is often described using three potent animal metaphors: the GOAT (Greatest of All Time) for his undisputed footballing genius, the rat for his willingness to employ unscrupulous tactics, and the sacred cow for the perceived favorable treatment he receives.

Messi's footballing brilliance is beyond dispute. His vision, passing, dribbling, and finishing have inspired millions, producing moments of unparalleled skill. On talent alone, he stands among the sport's elite. However, the article suggests that Messi also embodies the "rat" by utilizing every available edge. This includes appealing to referees, exaggerating contact, manipulating game tempo, and applying psychological pressure, demonstrating an understanding that football involves more than just skill, it requires influence, timing, and control.

The "sacred cow" metaphor addresses the perception that Messi's immense reputation shields him from the same level of scrutiny applied to other players. Critics argue that certain incidents, particularly during the World Cup, might have resulted in suspensions for less famous players. While the justification of these criticisms is debated, the mere perception erodes confidence in the game's fairness.

The author contends that football's laws should apply equally to all players. When a superstar appears beyond reproach, the integrity of the competition is compromised. Messi, therefore, is presented as a complex figure: the GOAT for his talent, the rat for his competitive cunning, and the sacred cow due to his status. His admirers see a "lion," while detractors view him as a "snake." Ultimately, the principle that no player, regardless of talent, should be bigger than the game itself is paramount. The author struggles to call Messi the GOAT, seeing him more as a "chimera", a mythical creature composed of these disparate animalistic traits.