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Unfazed 'Salad Man' eats calmly during White House dinner shooting

From Hankyoreh · (5m ago) Korean

Translated from Korean, summarized and contextualized by DistantNews.

TLDR

  • A man identified as Michael Glantz remained calm and ate a salad during a shooting incident at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington D.C.
  • While other attendees hid under tables, Glantz, a senior agent at Creative Artists Agency, observed the unfolding situation.
  • Glantz, who described himself as a New Yorker accustomed to sirens and incidents, stated he was not scared and wanted to see what was happening.

In a scene that could have been ripped from a Hollywood script, a man calmly enjoying a burrata salad amidst chaos at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner has become an unlikely internet sensation. Michael Glantz, a senior agent at Creative Artists Agency, was captured on video unfazed by a shooting incident that sent most attendees scrambling for cover.

I'm a New Yorker. We live with sirens and incidents all the time. I wasn't scared.

โ€” Michael GlantzExplaining his calm reaction during the shooting at the White House Correspondents' dinner.

While security personnel swarmed the venue and guests dove under tables, Glantz remained seated, seemingly engrossed in his meal. His nonchalant demeanor in the face of danger has drawn widespread attention, with many marveling at his composure. Glantz, however, attributes his calm to his upbringing as a New Yorker.

I wanted to see what was happening. Hundreds of Secret Service agents were moving around, jumping over tables and chairs, and I wanted to see that.

โ€” Michael GlantzFurther elaborating on his decision to remain seated and observe the situation.

"I'm a New Yorker. We live with sirens and incidents all the time. I wasn't scared," Glantz told The New York Times. He explained that his primary motivation was curiosity, wanting to observe the Secret Service agents in action. He also humorously cited a bad back and a strong aversion to dirty floors as reasons for not joining the scramble under the tables.

First, my back is not good. I couldn't get down on the floor, and if I had, I would have needed people to help me get up.

โ€” Michael GlantzGiving a practical reason for not hiding under the table.

Glantz's reaction, while unusual, has provided a moment of levity amidst a serious event. His story, shared across social media and news outlets, highlights a unique perspective on navigating unexpected crises. It's a reminder that even in moments of alarm, individual responses can vary dramatically, sometimes leading to unexpectedly viral and even humorous outcomes, a distinctly American blend of seriousness and absurdity.

Second, I am very sensitive to hygiene. I would never lie down on the dirty floor wearing a new tuxedo. That was impossible.

โ€” Michael GlantzAdding another humorous reason for his decision, citing concerns about cleanliness and attire.
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Originally published by Hankyoreh in Korean. Translated, summarized, and contextualized by our editorial team with added local perspective. Read our editorial standards.